I was out walking the dogs this morning when a cute old man and his cute old wife pulled up beside me and rolled down the window.
"Those sure are cute dogs!"
"Thanks - do you want one?"
"No, we don't need a dog!"
"Well, if you decide you want one, you can adopt one of these!"
"We'd rather adopt you!"
It was a nice offer, especially considering I hadn't yet brushed my hair, but my mom and I get along really well, so I think I'll just stay with her. But thanks, mister!
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I'd adopt you too, you know. So many offers! But then yo momma is so wonderful. How could any of us compete?
My mom is hilarious. haha!
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